Jeg har fået en ny addiction. Den er lidt dyr (dog ikke resultatet taget i betragtning) og koster også noget i tid, men også det er investeringen værd.
Besættelsen hedder Kenny Anker, og han er om muligt mere brynbesat end jeg. Nej, det er han faktisk – så meget at han vælger at dedikere en time til at rette op på mine bryn pr. gang. Yes. En hel time. Og på forunderlig vis bruger han hvert minut. Aldrig i mit liv har de bryn fået så meget opmærksomhed, som når jeg ligger på hans briks i indre KBH. (Han er vist ved at sætte en afdeling op i Aarhus, hvilket jo hjælper for jyske brynbesatte individer) 🙂
Så er du perfektionistisk med hensyn til dine bryn, som undertegnede, så invester i en ’Brow Lift’-behandling hos Kenny Anker Brows. Dog tror jeg hans egen kundeliste er ved at være fyldt op, så derfor har han oplært en ’mini-me’, som Kenny så overser arbejdet af. Og så tænker jeg vi i mellemtiden, vi leder videre efter et kloningsaggregat.
Dine bryn bliver farvet, vokset og gået efter med pincet. Kenny har decideret lagt en plan for mine bryn, så jeg tænker de er på grænsen til at få storhedsvanvid. Men pæne er de altså.
Jeg har (mange gange) før skrevet om min bryn besættelse. Det kan du læse om her hvis du har lyst. Og her. Og her. (sagde jo jeg var lidt besat…) 🙂
13.07.2017
Han skulle være så fantastisk, ham brynkongen Kenny Anker 🙂 Jeg drømmer også om en behandling hos ham til mine tynde og vildt uens (øv!) bryn. Lige nu er jeg i gang med at prøve at få lidt mere ud af dem, med hjælp fra M2 serum….så når jeg har brugt det nogle måneder, skal jeg klart investere i en KA behandling 🙂
Det er han også! Men det er en god idé med en omgang M2 først!!!! (Castor olie efterfølgende) 🙂
kennyanker,
Do you not wish you had a chance at becoming Instagram famous?
If you’re like me, you’ve scrolled through Instagram, wondering “how do these friggin people on Instagram get so rich and famous”?
Now, imagine that it’s Friday and you have just woken up from a sound slumber.
You roll over in bed to check your phone.
Flipping to Instagram.
You‘re flabbergastered at what is waiting for you: Over 652 likes on one of your pictures! There, you see a flurry of likes on your pictures–over 738 on a single photo alone.
Heading to the kitchen, you put the kettle on for some tea and glance at your Instagram while you wait.
Bam! Another 38 likes.
And here comes another message. It’s from one of your followers asking about your diet, and congratulating you on your sixth official month of going to the gym.
As you read it, you begin to grin. It’s a really hot person, and they love your posts.
As you begin to write back, your phone buzzes again.
Oops, another hit. But no time to reply—you’ve got to hit the gym.
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How’s it going, kennyanker?
OK, I‘ve always wanted to be Instagram-famous, too.
If you are like me, you’ve rummaged through Instagram, thinking “how do these darn people on Instagram get so famous”?
Picture this: You arise early Friday, even before your alarm buzzes.
Roll over, check the cell.
Flipping to Instagram.
Hmmm, you think, Over 1000 likes on one picture.
Heading to the kitchen, you put the kettle on for some coffee and glance at your Instagram while you wait.
Bam! Another 49 likes.
Here comes another one. This time it is not a like but a message from one of your followers. They commend you on your success and let you know they absolutely love your content.
A grin makes its way on your face as you see another message. This person emailed you to let you know she loves your posts.
Within minutes, your cell buzzes AGAIN.
It is another message coming in. You glance up at the clock–almost time for the gym. You’ll have to hit them up later.
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